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                                       TEASER

               FADE IN:

         1     INT. BAR - NIGHT                                         1

               A cosy old downtown bar in the middle of the night, a handful
               of people scattered around the place with all its warm red
               and browns and soft, jazzy music - and DANAYEL and NAOMI
               sitting in a booth facing one another.

               A cluster of empty bottles and glasses fill the space between
               them, the atmosphere very relaxed indeed. Danyael is pouring
               the two of them half a glass of wine each.

                                   DANYAEL
                         So after our mysterious necromancer
                         friend left, I realised she'd left
                         a little of this vino behind so I
                         figured I'd save it for a special
                         occasion.

                                   NAOMI
                         I count as a 'special occasion'?
                         I'm honoured.

                                   DANYAEL 
                             (smirks)
                         Alright, I'll admit it. I'm glad I
                         let you talk me into this.

                                   NAOMI
                         Of course you are.

                                   DANYAEL
                         Not that I didn't want to see you
                         or anything, but still...

                                   NAOMI
                         It's okay. I know how the kind of
                         things you and your team do can get
                         in the way of kicking back
                         sometimes.

                                   DANYAEL
                         'My' team?

                                   NAOMI
                         Aren't they?

               Danyael chuckles, taking a gulp from his wine.

                                   DANYAEL
                         No, no, they're not. I'm just, you
                         know... well, now I think about it
                         I'm not sure what I am.
                         Diego's the muscle, Julie's the
                         brains, Syren's the looks. Twist is
                         the...

                                   NAOMI
                         Sass?

                                   DANYAEL
                         Good answer. So as for me, I guess
                         that makes me-

                                   NAOMI
                         The heart.

                                   DANAYEL
                             (rolls eyes)
                         Oh, yeah. Sure.

                                   NAOMI
                         That's important, you know.

                                   DANYAEL
                         Tell that to that kid from 'Captain
                         Planet.'
                             (off her look)
                         Never mind.

                                   NAOMI
                         Danny, look.

               She drains her wine, then reaches across the table and takes
               his hand.

                                   NAOMI (cont'd)
                         You're meant for something special.

                                   DANYAEL
                         Yeah, special ed.

                                   NAOMI
                         I'm serious!

                                   DANYAEL
                         I know. You're frowning.

                                   NAOMI
                             (beat)
                         What?

                                   DANYAEL
                             (grins)
                         Whenever you used to be getting all
                         serious about something, you'd get
                         these cute little frown lines.

                                   NAOMI
                             (raises eyebrow)
                         'Cute'?

               Danyael just keeps on grinning as he goes for another swig of
               wine, realising his glass is dry.

                                   DANYAEL
                         Ah, shoot.

                                   NAOMI
                         You wanna get another round?

                                   DANYAEL
                             (checks watch)
                         I should probably be heading back.
                         We're supposed to be shipping off
                         in the morning...

               He looks up to see Naomi putting on her best puppy dog eyes.

                                   NAOMI
                             (off expression)
                         Don't make me use this.

                                   DANYAEL
                         You got anything in mind?

                                   NAOMI
                             (feigned shock)
                         Danny!

                                   DANYAEL
                         Kidding!

                                   NAOMI
                         I just don't want you to go yet.
                         I'm having too much fun talking to
                         you. And believe me, 'fun' is
                         something I don't get a lot of.

               She's still holding his hand, absently toying with his
               fingers.

                                   DANYAEL
                         Well... I guess you could crash
                         back at my motel room for a while
                         longer yet...

               Naomi brightens up, and Danyael can't help but chuckle at her
               as we cut to:

         2     INT. MOTEL - CORRIDOR - NIGHT                            2

               Danyael leads Naomi back towards his motel room door,
               fumbling in his pocket for the keys.

                                   DANYAEL
                         There's something very post-prom
                         sleaze about all this.

                                   NAOMI
                         We're two old friends enjoying each
                         other's company. Nothing sleazy
                         there.

                                   DANYAEL
                         Yeah, you say that, but I can
                         already picture the look Twist's
                         gonna be giving me in the morning.

               Naomi leans against the wall as she waits for Danyael to
               unlock the door.

                                   NAOMI
                         She has a lot of power over you
                         all, doesn't she?

                                   DANYAEL
                         I wouldn't call it 'power.' More...
                         'influence.' She's just used to
                         getting her own way.

                                   NAOMI
                         And being fairest of them all.

                                   DANYAEL
                         You saying she might be jealous of
                         the competition?

                                   NAOMI
                             (grins)
                         Should she be?

               They hold each other's gaze for a beat. Oh, there's a spark
               here, all right. Danyael finally gets the door open.

                                   DANYAEL
                         Alright then. Welcome to my humble
                         temporary abode.

                                   NAOMI
                         I'm already feeling like visiting
                         royalty.

                                   DANYAEL
                         I did ask for a king size bed.
                             (beat)
                         Ba-dum-dum-tish.

               She rolls her eyes with a chuckle, stepping over the
               threshold, but as Danyael turns to follow, we suddenly:

                                                             WHITE OUT:

         3     INT. VICTORIAN LONDON - TOWN HOUSE - NIGHT               3

               And we're inside an early twentieth century inner city town
               house, complete with gaslights, hanging portraits and dark,
               muted decor as Naomi turns to the doorway.

               Only now, she's dressed in high Victorian fashion, with a
               prim little coat, a large, blossoming dress and a wide
               brimmed hat, her hair tucked demurely beneath its brim.

                                   NAOMI
                             (Cockney lilt)
                         I'm terribly sorry to bother you so
                         late, Mister Norton, only I didn't
                         know where else to go!

                                   DANAYEL (O.S.)
                             (upper class Brit)
                         That's quite alright, my dear Miss
                         Vyra.

               The door closes - to reveal Danyael in full Sherlock Holmes
               gear, complete with deerstalker, overcoat and pipe!

                                   DANYAEL
                         You've come to the right place.

               Danyael grins, and Naomi manages a hopeful smile back as we:

                                                             BLACK OUT:



                                    END OF TEASER
                                       ACT ONE

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         4     INT. VICTORIAN TOWNHOUSE - STUDY - NIGHT                 4

               Back with Sherlock Norton as he shows the meek Naomi into his
               house's front room. A roaring log fire fills the room with
               welcome warmth from the cold outside, and the walls are
               filled with bookshelves and framed paintings.

               Danyael shrugs off his coat and hat, depositing them on a
               coatstand and offering to take Naomi's jacket.

               She steps into the middle of the room, looking around
               curiously as Danyael heads for a desk in one corner, putting
               away several heaps of paper spread across it.

                                   NAOMI
                         I've heard a lot about his place,
                         but I never thought it'd be so...

                                   DANYAEL
                         Cosy?

                                   NAOMI
                         Normal.

               Danyael grins, reaching for his VIOLIN.

                                   NAOMI (cont'd)
                         I mean, you're the great Sherlock
                         Norton, aren't you? The greatest
                         detective in all of London! I
                         always thought you'd live in a
                         great mansion or somesuch.

                                   DANYAEL
                         You'll find things are rarely what
                         they seem, my dear.

               Danyael noodles a few notes on the violin, before using the
               bow to point to Naomi's outfit.

                                   DANYAEL (cont'd)
                         Do you not find that with your
                         short sight, it is a little trying
                         to do so much typewriting?

               Naomi gapes in astonishment.

                                   NAOMI
                         You've heard about me, Mr. Norton,
                         else how could you know that?

                                   DANYAEL
                         I train myself to notice what
                         others overlook.

               Danyael resumes playing on the violin, seeming to lose
               interest in Naomi entirely until she clears her throat
               loudly. He stares at her as though seeing her for the first
               time, then puts the violin down.

                                   DANYAEL (cont'd)
                         My apologies. After a long day, I
                         find it does one good to create a
                         little music.

                                   NAOMI
                         That's quite alright, Mr. Norton.
                         I'd heard you were somewhat...
                         eccentric.

                                   DANYAEL
                         If my eccentricities are what allow
                         me to solve the many and varied
                         cases presented before me, then I
                         welcome every one of them.

               Danyael takes a set in a large, comfy armoire set by the
               fire, motioning for Naomi to do the same.

                                   DANYAEL (cont'd)
                         Now then, Miss Vyra. What should
                         push you to seek my counsel at such
                         a late hour, apart from your
                         obvious alarm at something you have
                         witnessed this very evening?

                                   NAOMI
                         How did you-
                             (shakes head)
                         Never mind. It's... I think
                         something dreadful has befallen my
                         neighbour, Mr. Norton.

                                   DANYAEL
                         Could you elaborate?

                                   NAOMI
                         I returned home from the office
                         just over an hour ago to hear the
                         most frightful noise coming from
                         next door. I fear...
                             (emotional)
                         I fear I may have overheard a
                         murder!

               Danyael leans forward, his curiosity piqued.

                                   DANYAEL
                         I see. Well, then! We must
                         investigate this straight away.

               He jumps out of his seat, grabbing his hat and coat and
               holding the door open for Naomi.

                                   DANYAEL (cont'd)
                         We must examine the scene while the
                         evidence is still fresh, before the
                         well-meaning but regrettably clumsy
                         officers of the law trample over
                         anything that may be of use.

               Naomi rises and heads outside, into:

         5     INT. VICTORIAN TOWNHOUSE - HALLWAY - NEXT                5

               Danyael's HOUSEMAID steps out of an adjoining door as Danyael
               and Naomi head for the front door.

                                   HOUSEMAID
                         Oh! Are you leaving again, sir?

                                   DANYAEL
                         Just for a short while. I have a
                         feeling tonight may yet prove to be
                         one of interest after all!

               Danyael swings his coat round and slides into it with
               practised ease, and as he opens the front door we pan back
               round to look at Naomi, but before we reach her, we cut to:

         6     INT. SOUND STAGE - NIGHT                                 6

               And suddenly, Naomi is glammed up as some kind of Fifties
               starlet, her long black hair up in a beehive and her reserved
               Victorian clothing replaced by a showy black-and-white
               number, all frills and ribbons.

               All around her, on various levels, stairways and platforms,
               stand DANCERS, MUSICIANS and CHORUS GIRLS, all looking like
               they've stopped dead in the middle of a huge musical number.

               The set is 'Singin' In The Rain' as directed by Tim Burton -
               classical, old school musical stylings with a contemporary,
               almost gothic twist.

               Naomi takes two slow steps forward, then as she launches into
               a slow pirouette, the band spring to life, providing a slowly
               rising, romantic melody timed to her movements.

               She finishes the spin by landing in the arms of Danyael -
               slicked back hair, sharp suit and big, beaming smile - and as
               he launches her round into another spin, the rest of the band
               kick in at last.

               The dancers lining the stage around them erupt into life,
               TAPPING and TWIRLING round to the music, the big band number
               starting to build in volume and complexity.

               A crescendo starts to build as Naomi and Danyael dance around
               one another, all balletic twirls and swoons, before a single
               SPOTLIGHT falls on them and Danyael pulls her close...

                                   NAOMI
                             (sings)
                         You are my lucky star,
                         I saw you from afar,
                         Two lovely eyes at me, 
                         They were gleaming,
                         Beaming,
                         I was starstruck...

                                   DANYAEL
                             (sings)
                         You're all my lucky charm,
                         I'm lucky in your arms,
                         You've opened Heaven's portal,
                         Here on earth for this poor mortal,
                         You are my lucky star...

               The two smoothly move into another dance routine, Danyael
               leading as the two swoop up and down the stage like they were
               born to do it.

               Naomi pirouettes away from Danyael, who drops to one knee as
               the music softens, a lilting strings melody supporting him as
               he sings again:

                                   DANYAEL (cont'd)
                         Beautiful girl, you're a lovely
                         picture, 
                         Beautiful girl, you're a gorgeous
                         mixture,
                         Of all that lies, under the big
                         blue skies,
                         My heart cries...

               Naomi beams a dazzling smile back at him, and as the camera
               slowly pans upwards, one of the main studio lights burns as
               brightly as the sun itself, forcing a cut to:

         7     EXT. OPEN SEAS - DAY                                     7

               And now the actual sun is before us, sitting in a clear blue,
               cloudless sky.

               We pan slowly down, taking in the glittering, gently flowing
               waves of the sea before us until a MAST comes into view...

               ... followed by the JOLLY ROGER flag, flapping in the ocean
               breeze!

               Yup, it's a PIRATE SHIP, bobbing along on the waves without a
               care in the world.

               We swoop down onto the forecastle, the main deck a hive of
               activity as various scurvy-looking PIRATES and HANDS clamber
               about the galleon.

               The sails FLAP overhead as more crewmen keep them tightly
               reined in, a CABIN BOY swabs the decks, and from the deck
               below the steady CHANTS of the oarsmen drifts up to us.

               Continuing to push along the deck, past the thick trunk of
               the main mast and up towards a flight of steps at the rear
               deck, a brief glimpse into the captain's cabin is followed by
               a climb up the staircase.

               Standing with their back to us, looking out across the sea,
               is the CAPTAIN. A long, tattered coat and well-weathered
               captain's hat go with the whole Jack Sparrow chic - long,
               ratty blonde hair and one hand on the rudder wheel.

               An exhausted CREWMAN dashes up the steps, bare-footed and
               panting for breath as they stand behind the captain.

                                   CREWMAN
                         Cap'n!

                                   CAPTAIN
                             (woman's voice)
                         Aye?

                                   CREWMAN
                         Sail off the port bow, cap'n. Looks
                         to be one of the English fleet.
                         What should we do?

                                   CAPTAIN
                         'Do,' lad?

               The captain slowly turns round - and it's TWIST, eye patch
               over her left eye and GOLD TOOTH sparkling in the sunlight.

                                   TWIST
                         We'll do what we always do - run
                         'er down and take whatever we want
                         from her!

                                   CREWMAN
                         Aye, sir. I'll get the lads moving.

               The crewman turns and bellow out across the deck:

                                   CREWMAN (cont'd)
                         All hands, make sail!

               He clatters back down the steps as Captain Twist allows
               herself a smirk - another great day to be a pirate.

               Folding her telescope back down and tucking it into her
               jacket, Twist swaggers over to the left of the rear deck,
               pausing to fish in her pocket for some SEED, offering it up
               to the PARROT perched on the railing nearby.

                                   TWIST
                         Here you go, Berkeley.

               The parrot CAWS appreciatively before digging into the seed,
               and Twist looks up to see another figure facing away from her
               at the edge of the deck.

               Twist pours the rest of the seed onto the railing by the
               parrot and approaches the figure, dusting her hands clean.

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                         What's your opinion on today's
                         little piece of action, First Mate?

               The First Mate, also clad in a long, dark coat and sporting
               long, straggly hair, turns to face her - it's DIEGO, sporting
               an impressive beard.

               Twist stands next to him, glancing up and around at the crew
               scrambling all over the galleon to fluff up the sails.

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                         I'd say we're in for another
                         profitable afternoon's work. What
                         say you?

                                   DIEGO
                         I have a bad feeling, captain.

                                   TWIST
                             (scoffs)
                         That's what you always say! Have
                         any of your 'bad feelings' ever
                         been proven to be worth a damn?

                                   DIEGO
                             (patiently)
                         No, captain.

                                   TWIST
                         Exactly. Not since I plucked you
                         from that Spanish gaol, at any
                         rate.
                             (beat)
                         Well, then!

               She SLAPS him heartily on the shoulder.

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                         Get yerself ready for some
                         plundering!

               With a toothy grin, Twist strides back to the edge of the
               deck, shouting out to her crew:

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                         Alright, lads! You know the plan by
                         now - pull 'er in good an' close,
                         let fly with the mooring handles
                         and let's have a look at what we've
                         got!

               A chorus of 'Aye, cap'n!' replies to her, and with a proud
               smile Twist takes her telescope back out again to spy on the
               ship they're closing in on, off in the distance.

               Diego turns to stare at her, watching Twist bark orders at
               the crew as she gestures towards the distant ship, before we
               MATCH CUT to:

         8     EXT. FORT - OUTER WALL - NIGHT                           8

               The Diego that stares out is now significantly different -
               dressed in a nineteenth-century US military uniform, his
               beard shorter and neatly-trimmed, his skin streaked with
               soot.

               He's standing on a balcony at the edge of a tall outer wall,
               the view beyond that of the Texan plains. The wall stretches
               on for some distance in either direction, making up one side
               of a mighty FORTRESS.

               The moon bathes the rocky landscape with a pale glow,
               illuminating the barren terrain. Diego turns and affords us a
               view of the fortress behind him - a CHURCH stands proudly in
               the centre of the ground, caged in by the main walls.

               A further stockade stands behind that, and there are plenty
               of SOLDIERS milling around - some making camp, others
               cooking, others preparing their weapons.

               The soldiers look weary from battle and fatigue, a fact that
               is mirrored in Diego's tired eyes.

                                   TWIST (O.S.)
                         Colonel Diego? Sir?

               Diego turns to see Twist, now dressed in a uniform like his,
               her long hair tucked under her cap and her tunic spattered
               with dried BLOOD.

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                         We've, uh... well, the men, they've
                         bunked down for the night.

                                   DIEGO
                             (nods)
                         Good. After that last attack, we're
                         all in need of a few hours' rest.

                                   TWIST
                         I just hope they don't-

               She's cut off as TRUMPETS start to blare from out in the
               darkness, the sound rolling across the valley and echoing
               round the rocky landscape.

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                             (sags)
                         ... start that damned trumpeting
                         all night again.

                                   DIEGO
                         They're trying to break our spirit,
                         lieutenant.

                                   TWIST
                         Yeah, well, they're doing a damn
                         good job of it!

               Diego turns and GRABS Twist roughly.

                                   DIEGO
                         Don't ever let me hear you say that
                         again!

                                   TWIST
                             (gulps)
                         Yes, sir! I mean, no, sir!

               Diego SIGHS, releasing Twist and rubbing his eyes. She stares
               at him for a beat, then reaches gingerly out to lay a hand on
               his arm.

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                         We just need to hold out a little
                         longer, right, colonel? I know
                         Captain Kimbell didn't bring much
                         help, but more's on its way.

               Diego looks up at Twist, his eyes betraying the truth.

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                         We can still survive this.

                                   DIEGO
                         It may not be our job to just
                         'survive,' Lieutenant McFadden. We
                         need to stall the invaders until
                         Houston at San Jacinto can ready
                         his counter-strike.

                                   SOLIDER (O.S.)
                         Colonel!

               The duo turn to see another recruit, this one barely sixteen,
               pointing out across the plains with wide, fearful eyes.

               Diego follows his direction, and his heart sinks at the sight
               before him:

               Thousands of MEXICAN SOLDIERS are marching towards the fort,
               their musicians still sounding their TRUMPETS, their wide
               ranks clearly far outnumbering Diego's meagre forces.

                                   TWIST
                         Oh, my God...

                                   DIEGO
                         God will have little to do with
                         this fight, McFadden. It is all
                         down to us.

               Diego reaches for his belt, drawing his SWORD and turning to
               the other soldier.

                                   DIEGO (cont'd)
                         Rouse the men. Tell them the time
                         for our final stand has come.

               The youthful soldier nods and scampers back down a ramp into
               the fortress grounds, as Diego turns back to view the
               incoming army.

                                   DIEGO (cont'd)
                         Let's hope today is a good day to
                         die.

               Twist GULPS again next to him, and as the sound of a lone
               HERALD calls the troops to arms, Twist turns to look at the
               trumpeter. PUSH IN on him before a MATCH CUT to:

         9     INT. SOUND STAGE - NIGHT                                 9

               The herald is now a funky jazz trumpeter, cheeks red as he
               blasts his way through a solo, the rest of the band crashing
               around him.

               Danyael and Norton clap and dance along, joined by more lines
               of dancers and chorus girls, before the rest of the music
               drops out, leaving only the trumpet.

               He starts to play a slower, more mournful tune, and as
               Danyael starts to sing Naomi presses a finger to his lips.

               Stepping back, the lights around the stage start to dim, with
               STARS starting to sparkle all around.

                                   NAOMI
                             (sings)
                         Lips are turning blue,
                         A kiss that can't renew,
                         I only dream of you,
                         My beautiful...

               She paces slowly up to him, wrapping one hand round his
               shoulders and intertwining her fingers with his. They begin
               to dance a slow waltz, their bodies pressed close.

                                   NAOMI (cont'd)
                             (sings)
                         Tiptoe to your room,
                         A starlight in the gloom,
                         I only dream of you,
                         And you never knew...

               She leans her head against his chest, the soft, sensual music
               carrying on for another bar - until Danyael suddenly pivots
               away from her, leaving Naomi standing.

               He lands back on one foot to a STING from the band, a wry
               grin spreading across his face as they step up the tempo, a
               lively horn section backing him up as he sings:

                                   DANYAEL
                             (sings)
                         I feel it coming and I've got to
                         get out of its way, 
                         I hear it calling and I come 'cause
                         I can't disobey, 
                         I should not listen and I shouldn't
                         believe,
                         But I do, yes I do...

               It's the chorus, the band hitting a big refrain as Danyael is
               accompanied by all the chorus girls:

                                   DANYAEL (cont'd)
                             (sings)
                         She turns me on, 
                         She makes me real,
                         I have to apologize,
                         For the way I feel...
                             (a little dance)
                         And nothing can stop me now, 
                         There is nothing to fear,
                         And everything I'd ever want,
                         Is inside of here...

               Beaming once again, Naomi dances back up to him, the two
               whirling round in each other's arms as the music hits a giddy
               crescendo, building to another freak out before:

               A SPOTLIGHT falls on the far side of the stage, and the music
               drops back down again. Danyael and Naomi join the chorus
               girls, watching expectantly as a line of FLOWER GARLANDS are
               pulled back out of the way, gradually revealing another
               doorway onto the set, and:

               SYREN is revealed, wrapped in a slinky red dress, her hair
               falling in long curls and her makeup literally glittering.

               She turns to face the waiting crowd, reaching out with her
               hand as an old-fashioned MICROPHONE slides into view,
               slipping neatly into her outstretched hand.

               Drawing the mic close, she keeps her eyes down as the band
               drop their volume to match her, but as she slowly lifts her
               head to face the expectant crowd, we cut to:
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