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         9     EXT. LAKE - SURFACE - NEXT.                              9

               Twist is sitting with her legs hanging over the edge of the
               rear deck, skimming stones across the surface of the water.

               Danyael joins her, casually smoking a cigarette. He offers
               one to her, and after a hesitant beat she takes it and waits
               as he lights it.

                                   TWIST
                         Chris'd kill me if he caught me
                         doing this. I told him I quit.

                                   DANYAEL
                         Something tells me you tell him a
                         lot of things that aren't true.

               Twist smirks - then sees a cloud of bubbles breaking the
               water's surface.

               She quickly swings her legs back onto the deck and reaches
               for the spotlight mounted nearby, aiming it at the bubbles.

               A few moments later, Julie pops back up to the surface,
               removing her mask and gasping with exertion.

                                   DANYAEL (cont'd)
                         Hey, Jules? You okay?

               She swims up to the boat, using a ladder mounted on its side
               to pull herself out of the water. Twist and Danyael help her
               onto the boat and remove the oxygen tank.

                                   TWIST
                         Okay, either you hurried back
                         because you missed us, or...

                                   DANYAEL
                         Or you saw something.

               Julie, still gulping in deep lungfuls of air, nods as Henry
               wanders into frame.

                                   JULIE
                         We're gonna need a bigger boat.

               Twist and Danyael swap a worried look as we:

                                                             BLACK OUT:



                                   END OF ACT ONE
                                       ACT TWO

                                                               FADE IN:

        10     INT. HOTEL ROOM - NIGHT.                                10

               Twist is surfing through TV channels, munching from a huge
               bag of potato chips and dropping the odd handful down to
               Danyael, who sits on the floor by the bed.

               They look up as the door opens and Chris steps in, a bulging
               backpack slung over one shoulder.

                                   TWIST
                         And lo! Heidi has returned.

               Chris lays the bag down on the bed and carefully opens it -
               and as Twist leans over to look she sees it's full of soil!

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                         Wow, nice work, Chris, you brought
                         back... dirt.

                                   CHRIS
                         Look closer.

               She eyes him, then leans in further - and sure enough, there
               are several tiny, dark brown plants poking up through the
               soil.

                                   TWIST
                         That's it? That's what you brought
                         us all the way out here for and
                         went halfway up a mountain to find?

                                   CHRIS
                         Three-quarters up, actually.

                                   DANYAEL
                         Doesn't look like much.

                                   CHRIS
                         Doesn't need to. You obviously
                         can't see the roots from here, but
                         that's where I'll find the extracts
                         I'm after. 
                             (looks round)
                         Where's Julie?

               Twist jerks a thumb back towards the closed bathroom door.

                                   TWIST
                         Recovering from her near-fillet
                         encounter this evening.

                                   CHRIS
                             (alarmed)
                         What?

               He heads over to the door and raps his knuckles against it,
               hearing the shower inside turn off.

                                   JULIE (O.S.)
                             (through door)
                         Yeah?

                                   CHRIS
                         Julie? It's me. What happened?

                                   JULIE
                         Oh, nothing, it's cool.

               She unlocks and opens the door, a towel wrapped round herself
               and her hair still wet.

                                   JULIE (cont'd)
                         The reports were right, though -
                         there is something down there.

                                   CHRIS
                         Did you get a good look at it?

                                   JULIE
                         I got a look at its teeth, and that
                         kinda put me off sticking around to
                         see the rest of it.

                                   CHRIS
                             (darkly)
                         I wouldn't have agreed to this if
                         I'd known you were going to almost
                         end up as something's dinner.

                                   JULIE
                         'Almost' is the operative word
                         here, Chris. Look. See?
                             (raises arms)
                         All in one piece.

               Chris looks her up and down - and hears Twist COUGH from off
               screen.

               He glances over to see her smirking impishly at him, and
               Julie blushes, pushing the door halfway closed again.

                                   JULIE (cont'd)
                             (suddenly awkward)
                         So, uh... can I get, you know...

                                   CHRIS
                         Oh, oh, yes. Sorry. Of course.

               He steps back as she shuts the door, heading back to his bag
               as Twist nudges Danyael.

                                   TWIST
                             (mischevious)
                         So, uh, she look okay?

                                   CHRIS
                             (not biting)
                         So it would seem.

                                   TWIST
                         You sure? I mean, you could always
                         pop back in there and, you know,
                         give her a more personal
                         examination...

               Chris' fierce stare stops her dead, and she decides against
               pushing her luck, snatching up the remote.

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                             (quickly)
                         Oh, look! It's uh...

               She squints at the TV - and sees it's another news report.
               She turns the volume up.

                                   TV
                         ... and so tomorrow afternoon, no
                         less than three teams of shark
                         hunters will be hitting the lake,
                         in a bold move to try to find
                         whatever is believed to be lurking
                         beneath the surface. For more news,
                         we go live to-

               She flicks the TV to 'mute' and turns to Chris.

                                   TWIST
                         All that attention's going to make
                         it kinda hard to sneak back down
                         there for another look.

                                   CHRIS
                         You're right. We'd better make sure
                         we've been and gone by the time
                         those hunting boats show up!

                                   DANYAEL
                             (groans)
                         That means an early start, doesn't
                         it...

                                   CHRIS
                         Not exactly.

               Chris turns to look through the windows, and the two vampires
               catch up to his point.

                                   TWIST
                         We're going back out now, aren't
                         we...

                                   CHRIS
                         Given that I can't take you two out
                         when the sun goes up, yes, I'm
                         afraid that's exactly what we're
                         doing.

               Twist grimaces, and as she sulkily stuffs a handful of chips
               into her mouth, we cut to:

        11     EXT. LAKE - NIGHT.                                      11

               The team are sitting in a small motorboat, gliding across the
               still lake waters as the moon shines down from high in the
               evening sky.

                                   JULIE
                         Isn't going out at this time of
                         night a little, well...

                                   TWIST
                         Dark?

                                   CHRIS
                         All you'll need to worry about is
                         getting into the temple. I'll be
                         taking care of whatever's down
                         there.

                                   JULIE
                         How?

                                   TWIST
                         Vampire night vision. Perk of the
                         job.

                                   JULIE
                         What, even underwater?

               Chris turns to her and grins, reaching for the wet-suit by
               his feet and tossing a second over to Julie.

                                   CHRIS
                         Even underwater.

               Julie starts to pull on the suit as Chris unsheathes his
               katana, swinging it experimentally in the moonlight before we
               cut to:

        12     EXT. LAKE - DEPTHS - NEXT.                              12

               Two SPLASHES signal Chris and Julie's entrance to the lake
               depths, and as they click their torches on and start to swim
               down towards the temple far below, we cut back up to:

        13     EXT. LAKE - SURFACE - NEXT.                             13

               Twist peers into the water, just about making out the distant
               torch lights below before they fade from view. She leans back
               in the boat with a SIGH.

                                   TWIST
                         Have to say, this isn't how I was
                         planning on spending my evening.

                                   DANYAEL
                         What did you have in mind?

                                   TWIST
                         Oh, nothing special. A 'South Park'
                         marathon was on later, and I saw
                         this great looking ice cream
                         parlour on the way over.

                                   DANYAEL
                             (chuckles)
                         Well, when we get back to dry land,
                         I'll get you an ice cream.

               She looks across at him and smiles, but it takes him a beat
               to finally look back.

                                   DANYAEL (cont'd)
                         What?

                                   TWIST
                         Dan, can I... can I ask you
                         something?

                                   DANYAEL
                         Uh-oh. You called me 'Dan,' that
                         only happens when it's something
                         serious.

                                   TWIST
                         It's nothing like... well, okay,
                         maybe a little.

               She shuffles a little closer to him.

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                         We've been, like, working together
                         for a long time now, haven't we?

                                   DANYAEL
                         About a year, I think.

                                   TWIST
                         Yea, right. And all that time we've
                         never... I mean, we've never had
                         chance to go and do...

                                   DANYAEL
                             (raises eyebrow)
                         Am I going to like how this
                         sentence is gonna end?

                                   TWIST
                         Fun.

                                   DANYAEL
                             (beat)
                         'Fun'? Hate to sound negative, but
                         last time we had a conversation
                         like this, you'd been possessed by
                         some guy who wanted to make you
                         into his personal love bitch.

                                   TWIST
                         No, I'm being me now. When have we
                         ever just run off and cut loose for
                         a few days?

                                   DANYAEL
                         Uh...

                                   TWIST
                         Exactly. Chris and Julie can take
                         care of themselves, that's obvious,
                         even if they're starting to piss me
                         off with their whole 'pretending
                         not to like each other' schtick by
                         now.

                                   DANYAEL
                             (awkward)
                         Yeah, that must be... annoying.

                                   TWIST
                         So I don't thin Chris'd mind us two
                         shooting off for a day or so to
                         relax. God knows we've earned it.

                                   DANYAEL
                         What did you have in mind?

                                   TWIST
                         Honestly? I don't know yet. I'm
                         open to suggestions, but... I think
                         we have a few things to talk about.

               Danyael leans back, thinking this over.

                                   DANYAEL
                         A day off, right?

                                   TWIST
                         Pretty much.

                                   DANYAEL
                         Hmm...
                             (grins)
                         Okay, I'm in.

                                   TWIST
                         Excelsior! Now all we need is to-

               She pauses, sitting up and looking startled all of a sudden.
               Danyael catches this and sits up as well.

                                   DANYAEL
                         What?

                                   TWIST
                         You hear that?

                                   DANYAEL
                         Always best to assume that no, I
                         can't.

                                   TWIST
                         Sounds like a...

               She looks out across the lake - and then the sound she heard
               fades up. It's an engine - another boat is approaching! Twist
               bites her lip and looks down into the water as we cut to:

        14     EXT. LAKE - DEPTHS - NEXT.                              14

               Julie is treading water as she waits for Chris to join her,
               shining her torch across the entrance of the temple. She
               points to say she's heading in, and Chris nods.

               She starts to swim forwards - and Chris spots the dark shape
               speeding towards them.

               He pushes away from her and draws his sword, lining himself
               up in front of the approaching creature.

               He raises his katana, ready to slice at whatever's coming his
               way - and his eyes widen as he starts to realise just how big
               this thing is!

               His sword suddenly feels very inadequate for the job, and as
               Chris braces himself to meet the beat head-on, its huge JAWS
               rush out of the gloom...

               BANG! A brilliant yellow FLARE goes off in the creature's
               mouth, and Chris shields himself from the blaze.

               The light allows him to see what the thing is at last - and
               while it resembles a shark, it's clearly something larger,
               older and meaner, its dark, rough skin looking as lethal as
               its teeth.

               Chris swims after the creature as it thrashes around in front
               of him, trying to spit the flare out of its mouth, and he
               lines himself up with its gills.

               He SLASHES down with his sword, and as the water around him
               is filled with a cloud of dark blood, we cut to:

        15     INT. SUNKEN TEMPLE - ENTRY CHAMBER - NEXT.              15

               The dark interior of the temple is as grandiose as the
               elaborate frontage would suggest - a wide, circular room with
               a high ceiling supported by a circle of columns, detailed
               mosaics in the floor and ceiling and several antechambers
               leading off through marble archways.

               And as Julie pops out of a pool of water leading from the
               steps up from the entrance, she also finds to her surprise
               that it's bone dry!

               There's a brief CRACKLE of electricity, passing around the
               whole room, as Julie mounts the steps and stands in the entry
               chamber itself, removing her goggles and breathing gear.

               Confused, she takes a few beats to examine the room, looking
               round as Chris pulls himself out of the water by the steps.

               She sees that his diving suit is torn in several places, and
               Chris' pale skin is covered with bad gashes and cuts. She
               rushes to his side as he flops onto his back, tearing off his
               mask.

                                   JULIE
                         Chris! Are you alright?

                                   CHRIS
                             (exhausted)
                         I just killed... a bloody great
                         big... shark demon...

                                   JULIE
                         Are you hurt bad? I mean-

                                   CHRIS
                         I'll be fine, I just... I just need
                         to get my breath back...

               She helps him out of his oxygen tank and up to his feet, and
               Chris leans on her for support.

                                   CHRIS (cont'd)
                         I take it this is the place, then.

                                   JULIE
                         Yeah, but I'm not sure why it isn't
                         flooded!

                                   CHRIS
                             (points to steps)
                         Magical barrier. Kept the place
                         airtight, felt it as I came up the
                         steps. Common thing in these kinds
                         of temples, kept them safe from
                         natural disasters.

               There are several stone benches lining the chamber, and Julie
               helps Chris onto one of those, examining his wounds.

                                   JULIE
                         You're torn up pretty bad in a few
                         places here, Chris. Are you sure
                         you're gonna be alright?

                                   CHRIS
                         As Twist would say, 'you should see
                         the other guy.'

                                   JULIE
                         Did you get whatever that thing was
                         out there?

                                   CHRIS
                         It won't be bothering us again. As
                         to what it was, I'm still trying to
                         work that part out.

                                   JULIE
                         Well, we're here now. May as well
                         do some exploring.

               Julie shines her light round the chamber, picking up the
               three different passageways leading off from it.

                                   JULIE (cont'd)
                         You want to split up or stay
                         together?

                                   CHRIS
                         I think we should-

               There's a RUMBLE, and the duo stumble as the temple around
               them SHAKES. A little dust sprays down from the ceiling.

                                   JULIE
                         Hurry up?

                                   CHRIS
                         We may have weakened the barrier
                         keeping this place airtight by
                         passing through it, there's no
                         telling how long it's been up.

               Julie helps him to his feet and they walk towards the nearest
               passageway. She shines her torch down it, seeing that the
               tunnel branches off to the left after about twenty feet.

                                   JULIE
                         Door number one?

                                   CHRIS
                         Let's go. But be careful.

               He follows her, grimacing and trying not to put his weight on
               his left leg, as we cut back up to:

        16     EXT. LAKE - SURFACE - NEXT.                             16

               Twist and Danyael are huddled down low in their boat, as the
               silhouette of the approaching vessel draws ever closer.

                                   DANYAEL
                         What are we gonna do? It's not like
                         there's anything we can hide behind
                         out here!

                                   TWIST
                         Always with the hiding! It's not
                         always the best course of action,
                         you know.

                                   DANYAEL
                         Hey! Let the record show this is
                         the first time I've suggested it in
                         months.

                                   TWIST
                         Look, just keep your head down,
                         maybe it won't-

               A SEARCHLIGHT flicks on, sweeping across the lake - and
               falling on the motorboat. Twist closes her eyes and curses.

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                         Bamugartner!

                                   DANYAEL
                         So... hiding's not an option now,
                         is it?

                                   TWIST
                         Time to stand up and face the
                         music, Spook.

               Twist pokes her head up, shielding her eyes against the
               searchlight as the boat draws closer, and we cut to:

        17     INT. SUNKEN TEMPLE - PASSAGEWAY - NEXT.                 17

               The walls are covered with carved symbols, diagrams and
               letters, and Julie leans in to read them by torchlight.

                                   CHRIS
                         I'm not recognising the dialect,
                         but...

                                   JULIE
                         But you are recognising the style.
                         Me too. We've seen this before -
                         these markings are just like the
                         ones we found in the other temple.

                                   CHRIS
                         So it's very likely this is another
                         of those dimensional 'weak spots'
                         the vinnlans who were guarding that
                         place warned us of.

                                   JULIE
                         Well, yeah, but I mean this one is
                         underwater, right? So what harm
                         could it do?

                                   CHRIS
                         Depends whether what wants to come
                         through can swim or not.

               Julie throws Chris a troubled look, and he carries on down
               the passageway.

                                   CHRIS (cont'd)
                         We'd better find where this leads.
                         If it's another potential portal
                         we'd be wise to shut it down before
                         anyone else stumbles across it.

               Julie follows, glancing round at the other diagrams.

                                   JULIE
                         Yeah, that's us, making sure that
                         nobody knows we're saving the
                         world...

               Chris turns a corner and finds himself in:

        18     INT. SUNKEN TEMPLE - SHRINE - NEXT.                     18

               Chris stands in another circular room, this one much smaller
               but lined by a series of panels in the walls, each one
               bearing a strange glyph.

               Julie joins him just as another RUMBLE rattles the whole
               temple, and Chris aims his torch at the ceiling as he hears
               water start to DRIP down.

                                   CHRIS
                         Whatever we need to do here, we'd
                         better work it out quickly.

               Julie hurries to the nearest panel, as we cut to:

        19     EXT. LAKE - SURFACE - NIGHT.                            19

               Twist and Danyael are standing in the boat as the larger ship
               pulls up alongside them - several figures stand on the deck,
               silhouetted behind the powerful spotlight.

                                   TWIST
                         Uh... we're just doing some late
                         night... fishing, and we wanted to,
                         uh...

                                   VOICE
                         Well, well, well...

               Twist frowns - she knows that voice!

                                   VOICE (cont'd)
                         Don't you just show up in the
                         darndest places, little girl!

               The spotlight is turned down - and Twist GASPS as a muscular
               man steps to the front of the large boat's deck.

               It's VAN LEWIN! He grins, a shotgun in his hands aimed
               squarely at the two vampires, who slowly raise their hands.

                                   DANYAEL
                             (cold)
                         You...

               Van Lewin glances to his left - and there's a diving bell
               mounted on a crane to the side of the boat.

                                   VAN LEWIN
                         Good news, kids. We're going for a
                         swim - and you're coming with us.

               Off Danyael's expression of disbelief, we:

                                                             BLACK OUT:



                                   END OF ACT TWO
                                      ACT THREE

                                                               FADE IN:

        20     INT. SUNKEN TEMPLE - SHRINE - NIGHT.                    20

               Chris and Julie are on opposite sides of the small chamber,
               each busy trying to decipher the glyphs and markings on the
               panels before them.

                                   JULIE
                         Anything?

                                   CHRIS
                         Not much. As far as I can tell,
                         this chamber's some kind of
                         ignition key for the activation of
                         the portal, so these panels needs
                         to be engaged in a certain order.

                                   JULIE
                         And until we know what that is, we
                         can't figure out how to permanently
                         disconnect it, right?

                                   CHRIS
                         I'm afraid so. Attempting to
                         disable these out of sequence could
                         very well start the whole thing
                         off, and that would be-

                                   VAN LEWIN (O.S.)
                         Chris Berkeley! You in here?

               Chris and Julie swap looks, aiming their torches back towards
               the passageway they entered through.

                                   JULIE
                         What was that? Sounded like-

                                   VAN LEWIN (O.S.)
                         Come on out, Chris, time is very
                         short, especially for your two
                         vampire buddies here!

                                   CHRIS
                             (narrows eyes)
                         I know that voice.
                             (to Julie)
                         Stay here, I'll go and-

                                   JULIE
                         'Stay here'? What am I, Fay Wray?
                         If Twist and Danyael are in
                         trouble, I'm coming with you.

               To prove her point, Julie fetches her modified handgun from
               her backpack and loads it with a loud CLICK.

                                   CHRIS
                             (beat)
                         Okay then.

               They head back down the passageway, into:

        21     INT. SUNKEN TEMPLE - ENTRY CHAMBER - NEXT.              21

               Chris and Julie emerge into the main chamber, tensing up at
               the sight waiting for them.

               Van Lewin stands with four equally rugged looking PIRATES,
               all armed and keeping Twist and Danyael at stakepoint. Behind
               them, the head of their ship's diving bell can be seen at the
               foot of the pool of water by the stairs.

               They're all soaked through - looks like they had to take a
               little swim to get from the bell into the temple.

               There's another FIZZ from the energy bubble protecting the
               temple as Chris and Julie slowly advance.

                                   VAN LEWIN
                             (shakes head)
                         Ah ah ah. Drop the weapons.

               Chris pauses, then slowly unhooks his katana and lowers it to
               the floor. Julie glances at him, then drops her handgun.

                                   VAN LEWIN (cont'd)
                         Very good.

                                   TWIST
                         Chris, I'm sorry, they just
                         appeared and we didn't-

                                   CHRIS
                         It's alright, Twist. You haven't
                         done anything wrong.

                                   TWIST
                         Well, I know that, I was just
                         trying to explain how we got into
                         this fine mess!

               Van Lewin turns his shotgun - and calmly SHOOTS Twist in the
               leg! She YELLS and crumples to the floor.

                                   DANYAEL
                         Twist!

                                   VAN LEWIN
                         Don't seem to remember giving you
                         permission to speak, sweetheart.

                                   CHRIS
                             (glares at Van Lewin)
                         You do realise that just guaranteed
                         you losing your other leg, don't
                         you?

               Van Lewin smirks as Danyael goes to Twist's side, rapping his
               knuckles against his half-mechanical left leg.

                                   VAN LEWIN
                         Best thing that ever happened to
                         me. Gave me a new sense of purpose.
                         Made me realise there were bigger
                         things to do out in the world than
                         waste my time hunting down monsters
                         like you.

                                   JULIE
                             (raises hand)
                         Uh, not a monster.

                                   VAN LEWIN
                         Evil by association. You're as bad
                         as the rest of these bloodsuckers!

               Van Lewin looks down at Danyael, who is supporting Twist and
               glaring up at Van Lewin with fury in his eyes.

                                   VAN LEWIN (cont'd)
                         Relax, Short Round. She'll heal.
                         Just wanted to make sure you didn't
                         try anything. I already killed one
                         of your girlfriends, doing it
                         twice'd just be...
                             (smirks)
                         ... mean.

                                   CHRIS
                         Is there a reason you're here,
                         besides making me remember how much
                         I wanted to kill you?

                                   VAN LEWIN
                         As a matter of fact, there is. See,
                         there's something in this temple
                         that my employer wants, and they're
                         prepared to pay me a lot of money
                         to fetch it.

               Van Lewin reloads his shotgun and points it at Julie.

                                   VAN LEWIN (cont'd)
                         So unless you want your new
                         sidekick here to get a free
                         acupuncture session, you'll go and
                         fetch it for me.

               Chris tenses up again - but Julie lays a hand on his arm.

                                   JULIE
                         Chris, it's okay. Go. He won't hurt
                         us if you do what he says.

                                   CHRIS
                         For now, maybe. What guarantee do I
                         have he won't try to kill us all as
                         soon as I get back?
                             (beat; to Van Lewin)
                         And you'll notice I said 'try.'

                                   VAN LEWIN
                         Scout's honour. So what'll it be,
                         hero?

               Chris knows he can't trust Van Lewin - but he doesn't have
               any choice. He slowly nods his head.

                                   VAN LEWIN (cont'd)
                         Good boy. Now, what we're after is
                         down that central passageway, so
                         run along and bring it back for me
                         and I promise not to have killed
                         all your cronies by the time you
                         get back.

               Chris turns and looks down the central passageway, then with
               a last glance round at the others heads towards it.

                                   VAN LEWIN (cont'd)
                         Oh, and just so you know...

               Chris pauses and turns back round.

                                   VAN LEWIN (cont'd)
                         I've been doing my homework on this
                         place. There's a fair few traps
                         between you and the prize, and I'll
                         put money on them all still being
                         in working order, too. Might want
                         to watch your step. Hate to have
                         you end up like me!

               Van Lewin chuckles, and Chris marches through the archway
               over the central passageway, turning a corner and
               disappearing from view.

               Over with Twist and Danyael, she grimaces as Danyael tears
               off a strip of his shirt to tie round her wounded leg.

                                   DANYAEL
                         Sorry.

                                   TWIST
                         Hey, it's cool. You're not the one
                         who shot me.

               She scowls up at Van Lewin, who slings his gun over his
               shoulder and grins. The rest of his men seat themselves on
               the stone benches round the chamber, settling in.

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                         Gotta ask, Van Lewin - when I
                         sliced off your leg, did it hurt?

               He pauses - but manages to keep his anger down, turning to
               her with a sinister grin.

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                         'Cause, you know, I hope it did.
                         Just so you have something to
                         compare it to when I tear the other
                         one off.

               He aims his shotgun at her again, and Danyael jumps
               protectively in front of her.

                                   VAN LEWIN
                         Oh, so she is your new girlfriend!

                                   DANYAEL
                         Doesn't matter what she is, you
                         sick son of a bitch! You're not
                         hurting her again.

                                   TWIST
                         Hey, we're one-all at the moment
                         anyway, after I taught you how to
                         spell 'pain' last time we met.

                                   DANYAEL
                         So don't you take one more-

                                   PIRATE #1
                         Hey, boss? Can we kill that guy
                         now?

                                   VAN LEWIN
                         Naah. Look at him! He's a goth.
                         That's what he wants.

               Van Lewin heads off to join his men, leaving Danyael to
               seethe. Twist pats his arm to calm him as Julie heads over.

                                   JULIE
                         Twist, are you alright?

                                   TWIST
                             (sarcastic)
                         Oh, yeah, fine. 'Cause, you know,
                         shotgun blasts feel like butterfly
                         kisses! 'Course I'm not fine, damn
                         it! I- ow!

               She winces again, and Julie examines her wounded leg.

                                   JULIE
                         Well, being undead already, I can
                         safely say this won't kill you.

                                   TWIST
                             (dry)
                         Huzzah.

                                   JULIE
                         But it's going to hurt like Hell
                         until I can get these pellets out,
                         which I can't really do until we
                         get out of here.

                                   TWIST
                         So in other words, we have to wait
                         for Indiana Berkeley to bring back
                         the Holy Grail or we're all deader
                         than 'Wonderfalls.' Great. Can we
                         get some of those big foam fingers
                         to wave around till he gets back?

               Julie looks back to the passageway Chris left through,
               concern all over her face as we cut to:
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