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                                       TEASER

                                                               FADE IN:

         1     EXT. STREET – MORNING                                    1

               TWIST walks down the street. She passes a few HOMELESS GUYS
               listening to a portable television.

                                   WEATHERMAN
                         Just to clarify a mistake that I
                         made, and such events do occur
                         loyal listeners, the sun is
                         scheduled to rise earlier than
                         usual this morning. Usually the
                         longest day in the year is in July,
                         but this certainly hasn't been a
                         typical year. Now, back to Devin
                         with sports.

               A shadow falls across one of the Homeless Guys, and he looks
               up just in time to notice the STAKE in his gut. 

               He slumps to the ground and the other Homeless Guys Vamp out
               as Twist re-enters frame. She trades punches with both of
               them, quickly gaining the advantage. 

               She rolls past a punch, and grabs her stake, stabbing the
               second Homeless Vampire with it.

               The Third Homeless Vampire charges at Twist, but she grabs
               one arm and spins him round, slamming him to the floor. She
               SLAMS her stake down towards his chest, but he moves, ducks a
               punch, and knocks her down with a forearm. 

               Twist dodges a spinning kick before grabbing the Homeless
               Vampire by the collar of his dirty clothes, and THROWING him
               headfirst through the window to Video-Shack.

               Lying, dazed, in a shower of broken glass, he can't move in
               time to avoid Twist quickly STAKING him.

               Twist brushes some glass specks off her jacket and grins.

                                   TWIST
                         Aah! Morning exercise. Can't beat
                         it!

               Twist walks along the street, entering The News Hut.

         2     INT. NEWS HUT – MORNING                                  2

               Modern News Agent. Soft drinks are in fridges, liquor is on
               the shelves, dirty magazines are in sight, and overpriced
               food is everywhere. Twist approaches the counter. RASHIDI
               (25, Indian, bearded) is behind it, reading the latest issue
               of SFX.

                                   TWIST
                         Hey there.

               Rashidi briefly looks up, but just as quickly looks back down
               at the magazine. Twist blinks, having expected a warmer
               response.

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                         Uh, I'm a friend of Chris?

                                   RASHIDI
                         I know many Chris's, young lady.

                                   TWIST
                         I'm sure you do - but not many of
                         them have sharp teeth.

                                   RASHIDI
                             (grins; puts down
                              magazine)
                         Not many of them have teeth at all.
                         What can I do for you?

                                   TWIST
                         I've come to purchase some goods.

               Rashidi gestures to the fully-stacked shop shelves.

                                   RASHIDI
                         We have lots of goods.

                                   TWIST
                         The kind I'm looking for aren't on
                         the shelves.

                                   RASHIDI
                             (nods)
                         Give me a second.

               Rashidi walks from behind the counter and moves over to the
               door. After checking that no one is going to enter, he shuts
               it, making sure to double-lock it quickly. 

               The blinds are pulled down, and the entire store is rendered
               into near-darkness. With a CLICK, the auxiliary lights are
               turned on. They cast an ominous hue over the shop as Rashidi
               stands behind the counter. 

               He presses a button underneath, and the entire shape of the
               shop changes before our eyes.

               All the shelves and merchandise the average customer would
               see disappears, and in its place comes the most extensive
               collection of weaponry not owned by a major government or a
               terrorist faction. 

               Twist looks around, displaying the wide-eyed exuberance of a
               young child at Christmas. Pistols, shotguns, bazookas,
               grenades, Holy Water, supersoakers, crossbows, vials of acid,
               stakes, swords, daggers, heck, they even have a Dissimulator
               Gun. Twist can't keep it in.

                                   TWIST
                         Wow! This is kinda like 'Men In
                         Black'... only with a stronger
                         background smell of curry.

                                   RASHIDI
                             (smirks)
                         I had a feeling you'd feel that
                         way!

               Twist runs her hands over some of the weapons, eyeing them
               with a cheeky grin. She lifts up a silver-plated rifle
               weapon, checking its weight and swinging it round to aim at
               imaginary enemies.

                                   TWIST
                         Dare I ask how you got your grubby
                         little hands on any of this stuff?

                                   RASHIDI
                         The war never ends, Miss Twist.
                         It's best to keep prepared.

                                   TWIST
                         And here was me thinking Chris was
                         hi-tech just 'cause he had a swish
                         laptop...

                                   RASHIDI
                         How do you think he stays hi-tech?
                             (beat)
                         We go way back. Around the time he
                         first became a vampire, in fact. I
                         helped him out a little, once I
                         knew I could trust him.
                             (while putting weapons in
                              a sports bag)
                         He's a good guy. He'll be loyal to
                         you no matter what. That's one of
                         his problems, in fact, he can be
                         too trusting.

                                   TWIST
                         What about you?

                                   RASHIDI
                         Me? I'm too distrustful.

               He throws the bag to Twist. She catches it, bowing slightly
               under the weight of everything inside.

                                   TWIST
                         How much?

                                   RASHIDI
                         I'll waive the usual fee on one
                         condition. Tell Chris 'it's
                         coming,' he'll know the rest.

                                   TWIST
                         One thing I've learned in this
                         business - there's always something
                         coming. Thanks for the goodies,
                         amigo, I'll pass that message on
                         for ya.

               Rashidi opens up the door, and lets Twist out. When she
               leaves, he flips a switch and turns the shop back to its
               usual state.

         3     EXT. STREET – MORNING                                    3

               Twist walks along the street. In the sky above, the sun
               rises, a little higher than expected.

               A ray of sunlight starts to burn Twist's exposed neck. She
               doesn't notice at first until she sniffs the air and smells
               smoke.

                                   TWIST
                         Whoo, something smells off round
                         here...
                             (it hits)
                         Oh, crap!

               Twist races along the street, luckily able to avoid any other
               burns. As she dives into an alley:

         4     EXT. ALLEY - MORNING                                     4

               Twist stands in shadow, rubbing her neck, still red from the
               burn.

               The sunlight at the end of the alley cuts Twist off. There's
               no possible escape. She glances round a few times, looking
               for a way out, when a car pulls up at the end of the alley,
               with a dim looking blonde girl at the wheel. 

               'Walking On Sunshine' by Katrina & The Waves blasts out the
               girl's car stereo, and after a beat Twist realises what the
               song is. She slaps her forehead loudly at the irony of it
               all, then looks up at the sunny sky before we:

                                                             BLACK OUT:



                                    END OF TEASER
                                       ACT ONE

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         5     EXT. ALLEY - MORNING                                     5

               Twist paces back and forth. The sounds of the city echo
               distinctly in the distance, and we can see the sunlight
               cutting her off from either end of the alleyway.

                                   TWIST
                         Think Twist, think! There's got to
                         be a way out of this one...

               The sun sizzles in the clear sky as Twist continues to pace.
               She's trying to think, but the ideas aren't presenting
               themselves. Then she stops, slowly smiles and snaps her
               fingers.

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                         Gouranga!

               Twist grabs a phone out of her stylish overcoat pocket.

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                             (dials number)
                         Let's hope Chris is in a chatty
                         mood...

         6     INT. MOTEL ROOM - MORNING                                6

               Blinds cover the windows, blocking out sunlight. Chris's
               phone is on a table. It rings repeatedly but no-one makes an
               attempt to answer it.

               Off screen, we can hear feet hopping back and forth and the
               odd 'thwack' of a punch landing.

               CHRIS and DANYAEL are engaging in a little sparring - not so
               much boxing, more kung-fu maneuvers. Both are wearing work
               out clothes. 

               Chris backs away, blocking Danyael's kicks and punches - he's
               showing a lot of promise. Chris ducks a spinning-kick, and
               locks his arms around Danyael's neck. 

               He tightens the grip and after a beat, Danyael taps Chris on
               the shoulder. He promptly releases the hold and the two step
               apart, catching their breath.

                                   CHRIS
                         Excellent, you're getting much
                         better.

                                   DANYAEL
                         Slowly but surely, right?

                                   CHRIS
                         Lesson number seventy-nine, never
                         rely on anything that has an
                         element of risk. Every move must be
                         timed to perfection.
                             (hears phone)
                         Excuse me.

               Chris picks up the phone.

                                   CHRIS (cont'd)
                             (into phone)
                         Hello, Twist.

         7     EXT. ALLEY - MORNING                                     7

               Twist smiles with relief.

                                   TWIST
                             (into phone)
                         Ah, glad you finally decided to
                         answer! Where were you?

                                   CHRIS
                         I was just teaching Danyael some
                         moves. He's getting much better,
                         and I think he-

                                   TWIST
                             (sarcastic)
                         Wow, that sounds good, I'll make
                         sure not to bother you with the
                         whole mortal danger angle I'm
                         working.

                                   CHRIS
                             (turning serious)
                         'Mortal danger'? What do you mean?
                         Is everything alright?

                                   TWIST
                         It turns out I didn't read the
                         newspaper this morning, and that
                         I've gone and landed myself in an
                         actionable position.

                                   CHRIS
                             (exasperated)
                         What?

                                   TWIST
                         I'm trapped in an alley. Just as
                         the sun gets his big old hat on.

                                   CHRIS
                         Oh! That isn't good.

                                   TWIST
                         You're telling me!

                                   CHRIS
                         Is it shaded at all? Can you make a
                         break for it?

               Twist looks forward.

               The street is lit perfectly, which - natch - is a problem for
               your average Vampire.

                                   TWIST
                         No. Too risky.
                             (beat)
                         I don't play nice with the sun. We
                         have issues.

                                   CHRIS
                             (solemn)
                         Yes, I know..

                                   TWIST
                         What should I do?

         8     INT. MOTEL ROOM                                          8

               Chris is about to answer when with a BEEP, the connection to
               Twist is lost.

                                   CHRIS
                         Huh? That's strange...

               He looks down at the phone and rattles it a few times.

         9     EXT. ALLEY - MORNING                                     9

               Twist frowns, shaking her phone and shouting into it.

                                   TWIST
                         Hello? Hello!

               Twist looks down at the phone - the screen reads 'Battery
               Empty.'

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                         Stupid, mass-produced, Taiwanese
                         knock-off piece of crap!

               She stares at the edge of the alley as she pockets the phone.
               A look of uncertainty slowly creeps over her.

        10     INT. MOTEL ROOM                                         10

               Chris eyes his phone. Something's up. Danyael practices kicks
               and punches, he's pretty quick.

                                   DANYAEL
                         Watch out, creatures of the
                         night...

               He pulls his fist back.

                                   DANYAEL (cont'd)
                         ... the ass-kicking DJ is in town!

               He looks at Chris, sees his strange expression.

                                   DANYAEL (cont'd)
                         What's wrong?

                                   CHRIS
                         Twist's in trouble.

                                   DANYAEL
                         So what else is new?

               Chris just motions towards the sunlight outside with his
               head, and the penny drops.

                                   CHRIS
                         You do realise what time of day it
                         is, don't you?

                                   DANYAEL
                         Aw, man... What are we gonna do?

               Chris doesn't answer, he just looks out towards the windows.
               His lack of answer makes Danyael even less comfortable.

        11     EXT. ALLEY. MORNING.                                    11

               Twist looks around for something she can use to get out of
               the alley safely. There's a dumpster, several cardboard
               boxes, a manhole, a fire escape overhead and a few windows
               further up the wall of the building next to her. 

               The sunlight hasn't made it across the whole wall yet, but
               she'll need to move fast.

                                   TWIST
                         Okay, girl, time to take some
                         action pills and get moving!

               She takes a few steps back and aims for a run up at the
               bottom of the fire escape ladder. She takes a deep breath,
               then jogs forward, jumping up at the last moment, arms
               outstretched.

               Her hands miss the lowest rung of the ladder by inches..

               .. and Twist sails through the air, landing in a heap on top
               of a pile of damp wooden crates a few feet away.
               As she rolls off, her left wrist falls under a stray sunbeam,
               and with a howl and a HISS of burning skin, she jumps up to
               her feet. 

               Rubbing her sore wrist with a frown, she looks up at the
               bottom of the ladder again, before realising a much simpler
               method.

               She shoves the dumpster to beneath the ladder, and then with
               a quick hop she's on top of that and climbing the ladder.
               She's halfway up when she remembers something and looks back
               down into the alley.

               With a groan, she slides back down the ladder and onto the
               dumpster, scooping up the bag and starting her ascent again. 

               She gets to the first floor landing of the fire escape, but
               as she swings up to get her feet on the metal stairway, she
               fumbles the bag, which spills open on the stairs with a
               series of echoing CLANGS. 

               Twist quickly scoops up the guns, stakes, axes and swords,
               but as she stands, we see a middle-aged MAN staring out at
               her from a window next to the stairway, a horrified look on
               his face. 

               Twist looks in at him, then down at her hand - she's still
               holding an axe in one hand. She tries her best, most innocent
               smile.

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                         Good job I picked this up! Wouldn't
                         want any kids playing with it,
                         cutting their legs off or anything,
                         or...

               She stutters to a halt. The man isn't buying it, already
               dialing '911' into the phone in his hand. Twist scowls at him
               as she tucks the axe away.

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                         Well, shucks. Thanks for the vote
                         of confidence!

               Twist jumps up to the next floor and continues to scale the
               steps up the side of the building as the man watches her from
               the safety of his window.

        12     EXT. ROOFTOP. MORNING.                                  12

               Twist makes it up as far as the top of the roof of the
               building, which is thankfully dotted with pockets of shade
               from the smokestacks and other small structures poking out
               across its surface. 

               The sun is still high overhead, unfortunately, so Twist's
               immediate route out of the shade cast by the building
               opposite only extends a few feet forward. Twist scans around
               for something to help, before spotting something off screen
               with a smirk.

               A row of sheets and shirts hang from a clothesline before us,
               fluttering in the morning breeze. 

               As we watch, a sword blade slowly pokes into frame, trying to
               unhook one of the sheets from the line. The sword gets one of
               the clothes pegs, but as it makes a lunge for the sheet, it
               misses and the sheet drops down towards the street below, out
               of view.

               Tongue out as she concentrates, we see that she's tied the
               sword hilt to the end of a long wooden stick, broken roughly
               off from the frame of a service door next to her, and is
               trying to use it to grab one of the sheets. 

               She tries again, and with a little gasp of victory reels the
               sword back in from out of frame - a sheet is draped over it,
               which she grabs and drapes over her head. 

               Turning and looking out across the roof, she sees the dash
               she'll have to make to the first bit of cover, and she bites
               her lip - not an attractive prospect. 

               Struck with the moment, she grins sardonically and wraps the
               drape around her head, Mother Teresa style, and puts her
               hands together in prayer.

                                   TWIST
                         Bless me, Father, for though I am
                         doubtlessly a sinner in thine eyes,
                         albeit a fantastically attractive
                         one, I've got too much work to do
                         to die out here on this rooftop,
                         so... make sure I don't. Amen.

               Gritting her teeth, she takes one step back then makes a dash
               for cover, bag of weapons tucked under her arm.

               Huffing as she runs, the sunlight overhead glinting through
               the drape over her head, we hear Twist starting to sizzle as
               the nearest smokestack draws closer.

               With a gasp, she makes it to the shadows again, and whips off
               the drape which is smoking, frantically patting her head and
               shoulders in case they're burning too. Twist sighs and leans
               back against the stack, looking out across the rest of the
               roof.

               The far side of the roof is safely in the shade - but it
               seems like an awfully long way away, with plenty of open
               ground and sunlight in between.

               Twist sags against the wall, already looking exhausted.

        13     INT. SHOPPING MALL                                      13

               Three TEENAGERS are hanging in the Food Court. They stand by
               a fountain, sipping sodas and laughing after hearing some
               truly crude jokes. They're dressed like your average teen
               rockers - plenty of black.

               Watching them are two men, ROBERTS (33, balding) and HARRIS
               (34, big). Though it isn't immediately obvious, both are cops
               - undercover cops to be precise.

                                   ROBERTS
                         What do you think?

                                   HARRIS
                         Let's go.

               They walk over to the Teenagers. The teens tense up as the
               two guys approach, obviously sensing the cop vibes coming
               from them.

                                   ROBERTS
                         Can you kids read?

               The Teenagers look at one another, when one steps forward, in
               Roberts's face.

                                   TEENAGER #1
                         Yeah. Can you?

               They laugh. Roberts and Harris exchange a knowing look.

                                   ROBERTS
                         Funny.

                                   HARRIS
                         The sign says 'No Loitering.'

               A polite and often-ignored sign stuck to one of the food
               court's columns says: No Loitering.

                                   TEENAGER #2
                             (rolls eyes)
                         Come on, man! We're just chilling
                         out, it's too good a day to get
                         heated up about anything.

               Roberts steps forward, gets in the Teen's face.

                                   ROBERTS
                         Guess what? I don't care.

               Teen #3 gets in Roberts's face.

                                   TEEN #3
                         Hey, back off!

               Harris and Roberts grab the Teen and SLAM him down onto the
               concrete. His nose breaks on impact. He yells in pain as his
               horrified friends watch on. 

               Roberts smirks and draws his badge, flashing it to the rest
               of the teens. With worried glances back to their fallen
               friend, the teens beat a hasty retreat.

        14     INT. POLICE CAR (MOVING)                                14

               Teen #3 sits in the back. He clutches his broken nose,
               bleeding all over the seats. A small little chain-link
               partition separates him from Roberts & Harris. Harris drives
               as Roberts smokes. Their radio crackles.

                                   DISPATCH
                         225 & 326 come in, over.

               Roberts picks up the radio.

                                   ROBERTS
                             (into radio)
                         Dispatch, this is 225. Over.

                                   DISPATCH
                         225, we have reports of a woman in
                         your area who appears to be in
                         possession of a bag full of
                         unaccounted weapons. Last sighted
                         in the alley behind the News Hut.

                                   ROBERTS
                             (into radio)
                         Dispatch, we are on our way.

               He puts the radio down.

               The two cops share a grin, before Roberts cocks his .45 and
               Harris guns the car's engine, accelerating towards their
               destination.

                                                             BLACK OUT:



                                   END OF ACT ONE
                                       ACT TWO

                                                               FADE IN:

        15     EXT. ROOFTOP - MORNING                                  15

               The sounds of the city are still buzzing as Twist dashes into
               frame, the blanket over head smoking as she makes it to the
               next smokestack along. 

               Pausing to catch her breath and pat away any stray bits of
               fire again, she readies herself for another run when a pigeon
               lands on top of the smokestack. It peers down at her, cooing,
               and Twist smirks back up at it.

                                   TWIST
                         It's alright for you, you can just
                         fly away and get out of here!
                         What's a girl like me supposed to
                         do?

               The pigeon cocks its head from side to side a few times
               before two more join it. Twist psyches herself up for the
               next dash, but as she takes her first step out of the
               shadows, the pigeons reach down as one and grab hold of the
               blanket. Twist jerks backwards and glares up at them.

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                         Hey! Scat, you flying vermin...

               She tugs at the blanket but the birds hold it fast, quickly
               joined by several more. With a growing cacophony of cooing,
               the birds succeed in wrenching the drape out of her hands,
               and with a flutter of wings they take to the air with it,
               landing a few short feet away - directly out in the sun. 

               Twist stares at them, dumbfounded, as they settle down on the
               blanket, making themselves comfortable.

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                         Of all the... Ooh! If I could walk
                         out there, why, you scumbags'd be
                         picking each other's heads from out
                         of your asses!

               Twist looks back across to the next bit of cover. It's a
               raised service door leading to the top floor of the building,
               several feet away. 

               Twist estimates her chances, checking between the door and
               the sun a few times as she weighs up the odds.

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                         I can make that. Sure I can! Just a
                         few feet... in broad daylight. No
                         problem.
                             (less confident)
                         No problem...

               She tenses - and then runs. She gets a few feet out into the
               open when gouts of flame start to spark up all over her arms,
               and so with a yell she JUMPS - and sails into the shade
               again. 

               She hits the deck and rolls on the floor to quickly put the
               small fires out, yelping with pain. When they're all out, she
               lies on the floor, panting.

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                         I don't suppose anyone ordered a
                         vampire well done, did they?

               She looks up and sees a ladder leading down to the other side
               of the building.

        16     EXT. ANOTHER ALLEY. MORNING.                            16

               The bag of weapons drops into frame, followed by Twist as she
               hops off the bottom of the fire escape ladder leading down to
               street level, and slumps to the floor next to a set of large
               recycling bins. 

               She looks weary as we pan left and catch sight of a cop car
               crawling to a stop at the end of the alley.

        17     INT. POLICE CAR. MORNING.                               17

               Roberts & Harris stare out of the window. They see Twist
               sitting on the floor further down the alley.

                                   ROBERTS
                         Blonde female, early twenties...

                                   HARRIS
                         ... complete with sports bag.

                                   ROBERTS
                         That's our suspect. Huh, looks like
                         a hooker.
                             (off look)
                         What? Goths can't be hookers? And
                         to top it off...
                             (cocks gun)
                         She's a vampire.

                                   HARRIS
                         How do you know?

                                   ROBERTS
                         Tip-off. Same call that put us over
                         here in the first place. You know
                         what to do, right?

               He exits the car. Harris looks round the inside of the car,
               grabs a small wooden pencil and follows him a moment later.

        18     EXT. ALLEY - MORNING                                    18

               Twist looks up and sees them approach. She sees the gun in
               Roberts's hand, and the pencil in Harris's hand. She leaps
               up, holding the bag protectively.

                                   TWIST
                         What? I knew the police were tough
                         round here, but can't a girl and
                         her bag sit in an alley for five
                         minutes without you guys trying to
                         bust me?

                                   HARRIS
                         Co-operate with us, please, ma'am.

                                   ROBERTS
                         'Ma'am'? Harris, stop playing by
                         the damn rules. Call that thing
                         what it is.

                                   TWIST
                         Excuse me?

                                   ROBERTS
                         I know exactly what you are...
                         vampire. And the only things I want
                         to see here are you dropping that
                         bag and your undead ass burn under
                         the sunlight.

                                   TWIST
                         Oo, scary. Look at me shaking.
                         Kinda sucks that you'll have to
                         walk away having accomplished
                         neither of those things.

               Roberts aims his gun at her, but Twist just sighs.

                                   TWIST (cont'd)
                         That'll only slow me down, stupid!

               Roberts SHOOTS Twist in the shoulder. She yells in pain,
               dropping the bag as she clutches her shoulder.

                                   ROBERTS
                         Yeah, that's kinda the point.

               Harris approaches with the pencil. Twist backs off, wary but
               starting to grin again as she looks down at the pencil,
               dwarfed by Harris' chunky hand.

                                   TWIST
                         Overcompensating for something, are
                         we?

               Harris scowls and lunges forward. She moves, and pulls her
               knee up so it SLAMS into his groin. He falls to the floor
               with a grunt, holding his crotch. 

               Roberts goes to fire again, but Twist is off like a flash.
               She doesn't blink as she SMASHES through a locked door and
               quickly enters it. 

               Roberts grabs Harris up. The two men pursue Twist through the
               door.
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